shrlynyvnbnc:

I was practicing (make up) last night. Showcasing my unibrow! Haha

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

“I’m definitely pro-selfie. I think that anybody who’s anti-selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like, ‘Thank you.’ I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you. I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t Google, you know, ‘What does my friend look like today?’ For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world – I think that’s a great thing.” — Ezra Koenig being an angel (via chinitangmakulit)

“Why did I tell you that.” — six word story (via c-yclone)

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice